Strollers, prams, wheeled walkers, walking-stick umbrellas, bags sized A3 (42 cm x 30 cm) or above, sport bags, backpacks and luggage must be checked in at the cloakroom.
Jackets and handbags may be taken into the hall.
»Vorsicht Klassik!«
»Vorsicht, Klassik!« ist ein heiter-satirisches Konzert für 6 Cellisten und Sprecher, das die feierlich-zugeknöpfte Atmosphäre unseres klassischen Konzertbetriebes auflockern und »Beethoven & Co« in Lachen verwandeln soll. Dies ist erklärtes Ziel von Dieter Hildebrandt und Werner Thomas-Mifune, auf dessen Idee dieses Programm basiert. Sechs Herren, ausgerüstet mit überraschend wandlungsfähigen Violoncelli, sind vom festen Vorsatz gepackt, die klassische Musik zu entheiligen und produktiven Unfug in ernste Stücke zu mischen. Dass der Klamauk von Intelligenz durchdrungen ist und der Spaß auch hintersinnig sein kann, verbürgen nicht zuletzt die Texte, die Dieter Hildebrandt, Inbegriff des deutschen Kabaretts, gemeinsam mit Werner Thomas-Mifune entwickelt hat. Mit »Haydns südamerikanischen Saitensprüngen« oder dem berühmten Chopinschen »Regentropfen-Prelude« bietet »Vorsicht, Klassik!« die einmalige Gelegenheit, die Belastungsfähigkeit der eigenen Lachmuskeln zu erproben. Bekannte Klassiker wie Beethovens 5. Symphonie werden dabei ebenso zum Lacherfolg, wie der kompositorische Witz in Thomas-Mifunes Bild-Zeitungs-Oper „Frau liebte Mäuse mehr als ihren Mann“. Mit der ihm eigenen Mischung aus Sprachgewandtheit und Humor führt Hildebrandt durch das Programm, das bis zur »Kurzfassung des Neujahrskonzertes der Wiener Philharmoniker« reicht.
Werner Thomas-Mifune concept
Dieter Hildebrandt moderation
Promoter: Hamburger Theater- und Konzert-Kontor
Since 1908, the Laeiszhalle has been a meeting place for Hamburg's musical life. The neo-baroque Laeiszhalle Grand Hall accommodates over 2,000 guests. (Please note: The Laeiszhalle is a separate concert hall located three kilometres away from the Elbphilharmonie.)
Strollers, prams, wheeled walkers, walking-stick umbrellas, bags sized A3 (42 cm x 30 cm) or above, sport bags, backpacks and luggage must be checked in at the cloakroom.
Jackets and handbags may be taken into the hall.
Facilities for ladies are located behind the cloakrooms on all floors. Facilities for gentlemen can be found on the landing between the floors, also located behind the cloakrooms.
A fully accessible toilet for persons with mobility disabilities is located behind the cloakroom on the ground floor (Parkett links).
Laeiszhalle Hamburg
Johannes-Brahms-Platz
20355 Hamburg
The Laeiszhalle can be easily reached by bus, underground and bicycle.
The nearest stops include:
Underground line U2: Gänsemarkt / Messehallen
Underground line U1: Stephansplatz
Bus 3, X35, 112: Johannes-Brahms-Platz
Bus X3: U Gänsemarkt (Valentinskamp)
Bus 4, 5, 109: Stephansplatz
StadtRAD (public city bicycle) station: Sievekingplatz / Gorch-Fock-Wall
There are bicycle stands available in front of the Laeiszhalle.
Gänsemarkt multistorey car park: Dammtorwall / Welckerstrasse
Rate per hour or part thereof: €4.50
Night rate (18:00–06:00): maximum €11
24-hour rate: maximum €30
Please note: There are several construction sites in the immediate vicinity of the Laeiszhalle which may make it difficult to get to the concert. Please therefore plan enough time for your journey to the concert.
The Laeiszhalle is a separate concert hall located three kilometres away from the Elbphilharmonie.
We suggest visitors arrive at the Laeiszhalle main entrance not later than 30 minutes before the start of the concert or event. Late seating is not guaranteed and latecomers may not be admitted to the concert hall.
The entrance of the Recital Hall is located on Gorch-Fock-Wall.
Admission times Grand Hall and Recital Hall:
Events without pre-concert talk:
Foyer: 60 minutes before the start of the event
Hall: 30 minutes before the start of the event
Events with pre-concert talk:
Foyer: 90 minutes before the start of the event
Hall: 15 minutes before the start of the talk
If a pre-concert talk is offered for this event, it is noted above under PROGRAMME.
All halls and spaces are accessible for visitors with disabilities. More information at www.elbphilharmonie.de/en/accessibility.
Photography is permitted at the Laeiszhalle for private purposes only. Please respect the privacy of other visitors and help ensure an undisturbed concert experience for all guests and artists. Employees and artists may not be photographed.
Photography, audio or video recordings of concerts and events are strictly prohibited.
Event-related video recordings or photographs for editorial or commercial purposes must be authorised by the Press Office of the Elbphilharmonie and Laeiszhalle.
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